2024 Tesla Cybertruck Dual Motor Foundation Series First Test: You’re All Wrong
The Cybertruck is neither the best nor the worst truck of all time.0:00 / 0:00
Pros
- Actually a pretty decent truck
- Gets more attention than Donald Trump
- Drives like a Tesla, charges like a Tesla
Cons
- Compromised in every way by its design
- Spartan interior takes minimalism too far
- Doesn't live up to the hype
You've heard it said that a good compromise leaves everyone upset. Whether you agree with that cynical point of view or not, it perfectly encapsulates the 2024 Tesla Cybertruck. Whether you love the Cybertruck and you're hoping to read it's the greatest truck ever made, or you hate it and you're hoping to read it's a steaming pile, you're going to be disappointed. In truth, it's a pretty good truck hamstrung by a series of needless compromises for the sake of vanity.
Function Follows Form
The Cybertruck would be a better truck were it not for the design. Love its looks or not, its dystopian triangular styling has forced a number of compromises to functionality that are entirely unforced errors. The fact it's as good a vehicle as it is is a testament to Tesla's engineers and an indictment of Elon Musk's insistence on it looking like this.
The pointy roof alone is responsible for a number of visibility problems. The massive pillars needed to support it are only partially offset by the enormous amounts of glass they frame, and then only if you crane your neck far enough. Making a left turn across traffic is particularly perilous as the combination of pillar and door mirror make it very difficult to see traffic coming from the right. That massive single wiper is another concession to the truck's unusual design. Its size and weight mean that at maximum speed it shakes the entire truck.
Behind you, the sloping roof and low-mounted rear crossmember obscure rear visibility, even with the tonneau cover open. Vehicles more than six or seven car lengths behind—a safe following distance freeway speeds—are completely invisible. And likely in the name of saving a few dollars in cost, Tesla eschewed a video screen in the rearview mirror for a rearview camera feed in the large central screen. It makes the physical rearview mirror feel as though it's only there for legal purposes. And while you can move the camera feed to one of two locations on the big display, training yourself to look down to see what's behind you will take quite a lot of time.






